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      Quote Originally Posted by hamsy523 View Post
      I laughed and threw up in my mouth at the same time.
      I laughed because that’s some funny shit, I threw up because I remembered my girls mom is coming down in 2 weeks to visit. Lol


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      A man confessed to his friend that he had gotten drunk the night before and had gay sex for the first time. His friend asked him, "How do you feel about it?" The man replied, "Well, realizing I was bisexual came as quite a blow." His friend went on, "Would you do it again?" The man answered, "I don't think so; gay sex isn't all that it's cracked up to be."

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      One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
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      Well idont really have a dirty ones but how bout this...

      Women at the bar are like dog shit....

      The longer they sit
      The easier they are to pick up
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      It is all fiction.. I don't condone any of it in real life. I am not a professional or medical doctor just a figment of your imagination

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      Three women are sitting at a bar arguing over who has the biggest vagina.
      “The first girl says, ‘My boyfriend can fit a whole fist up there.’ The second girl says, ‘Ha, my boyfriend can fit two fists and a foot.’ The third girl just smiles as she slides down the bar stool
      "Forget what hurt you but never forget what it taught you"

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      Ok but remember you asked for it

      how does a redneck mother know when her daughter is on the rag??
      When her sons dick taste like blood
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      What's the difference between a joke and 3 dicks? Your mom can't take a joke.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Bigdaddyperk View Post
      Well idont really have a dirty ones but how bout this...

      Women at the bar are like dog shit....

      The longer they sit
      The easier they are to pick up
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      Oooooooh lorttttt LOL!!
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      Quote Originally Posted by Bombarinos View Post
      Three women are sitting at a bar arguing over who has the biggest vagina.
      “The first girl says, ‘My boyfriend can fit a whole fist up there.’ The second girl says, ‘Ha, my boyfriend can fit two fists and a foot.’ The third girl just smiles as she slides down the bar stool
      I AM DECEASEDDDDD LMAOOO!!!
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      Quote Originally Posted by murph View Post
      Ok but remember you asked for it

      how does a redneck mother know when her daughter is on the rag??
      When her sons dick taste like blood
      BRUH!! I need to repent for even LOOKING at this!!
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