rmkicks
02-06-2014, 11:30 AM
Look at you: You going to your Planet Fitness? Gonna casually warm up on the treadmill? Maybe watch some ESPN? Then you gonna hit the Smith machine? Do some curls there? Thank God they took that squat rack out. It sure was intimidating (http://guyism.com/humor/planet-fitness-removes-squat-racks-intimidating-pussies-america.html).
Ooo, kale smoothies are on the menu at the cafe today. Kale smoothies really hit the spot after Smith machine curls.
YOU ARE WEAK.
THESE UKRANIAN MEN LAUGH AT YOU.
It's full of handmade equipment dating from the Soviet days; some of the metal looks to be from apprehended tanks. The squat bar could literally collapse and kill you at any moment. It's also built on a beach with sand that is literally eroding the chains as we speak. THIS IS WHERE MEN ARE MADE. It is the greatest gym in the world. I want to franchise Ukraine Gym.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=GW3XZmigQBw
Ooo, kale smoothies are on the menu at the cafe today. Kale smoothies really hit the spot after Smith machine curls.
YOU ARE WEAK.
THESE UKRANIAN MEN LAUGH AT YOU.
It's full of handmade equipment dating from the Soviet days; some of the metal looks to be from apprehended tanks. The squat bar could literally collapse and kill you at any moment. It's also built on a beach with sand that is literally eroding the chains as we speak. THIS IS WHERE MEN ARE MADE. It is the greatest gym in the world. I want to franchise Ukraine Gym.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=GW3XZmigQBw