Man opens fire after wife bites his grilled cheese sandwich

[Kzoo Detector]

BALTIMORE -- A Maryland man is facing attempted murder charges after an argument over a grilled cheese sandwich sparked an hours-long stand-off with police Sunday.
Police say Daniel Brian Blackwell, 55, fired multiple rounds through his basement floor (http://wtvr.com/2017/01/09/maryland-man-opens-fire-after-wife-bites-his-grilled-cheese-sandwich/) after he became angry when his wife took a bite out of his grilled cheese sandwich.
Detectives say the 55-year-old fired his gun at her through the basement floor while she was making dinner. When his wife went to check on him she found Blackwell surrounded by guns and ammunition.
“Soon after, the wife heard three more gunshots, the projectiles of which came through the kitchen floor near where she was standing,” Baltimore County Police said in a press release.
https://localtvwtvr.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/baltimore-co.jpeg?quality=85&strip=all&w=770&strip=allDaniel Brian Blackwell (Baltimore County Police Department)

That’s when she called police and ran out of the home with her children. No one was injured.
When police arrived, Blackwell barricaded himself in the home for a three-hour-long stand-off. He ultimately surrendered peacefully.
"Right now we don't know if there were any mental issues or if that was alcohol or drugs involved,” said Baltimore County Officer Shawn Vinson. “And the man will be taken to a local hospital for an evaluation to see why this enraged him so much about this grilled cheese sandwich.”
Blackwell has been charged with attempted first degree murder, assault, reckless endangerment and multiple other charges.
Police said Blackwell is not legally allowed to own guns because of prior assault convictions.

[PAiN]

I could understand if it was your protein powder, but a grilled cheese?

[Torcha]

ive done similar on tren...bitch put the forks in the spoon section of cutlery drawer..aint got time to picking up spoons wen I need a fork!. .. and that fkn toilet roll put on backwards on the toilet roll holder.. damn knuckle scrapers!! tomato sauce bottle in my Asian sauces drawer of my fridge.. really!!!!. overfilling of the kitchen bin, so eggs yolks drip over the bag handle. love that one! the leaving of dildos in the bed without a wash and put away. not putting the loob lid back on, leaving that on the bed and finding the wet spot and a dong just as I want to sleep hours later.. all highly punishable!!!!

[Loose Cannon]

shit id do the same thing.....FREE BLACKWELL, GRILLED CHEESE LIVES MATTER, HILLARY 2021

[Electromass]

shit id do the same thing.....FREE BLACKWELL, GRILLED CHEESE LIVES MATTER, HILLARY 2021
Yeah...we need a grill cheese designated safe space STAT!! And roll that Clinton bitch out here on a gurney!!
Her and Podesta can spirit cook up some more cheese sandwiches. That's right....free cheese for every vote!!

[Bulking4775]

#grilled cheese matter

[RoidRage]

Yeah...we need a grill cheese designated safe space STAT!! And roll that Clinton bitch out here on a gurney!!
Her and Podesta can spirit cook up some more cheese sandwiches. That's right....free cheese for every vote!!


I am now convinced that I am voting for her. LOL! But seriously. If it was me I would hold her at gun-point and have her make me another one. When the cops showed up. I would have her make some for them too and take it out to them. So they could understand that it tasted so good that I had to do it.

[Torcha]

im carb depleting... can we just move onto something less eatable... all ive wanted all day is a fkn grilled cheese sandwich... I don't even know wat you guys are talking about...I see sandwich!!!!!!!

[Leemoss 35]

I'm with you on that Torcha, I'm having to have serious words with myself not to go down the cafe at the mo.


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[benlash74]

ive done similar on tren...bitch put the forks in the spoon section of cutlery drawer..aint got time to picking up spoons wen I need a fork!. .. and that fkn toilet roll put on backwards on the toilet roll holder.. damn knuckle scrapers!! tomato sauce bottle in my Asian sauces drawer of my fridge.. really!!!!. overfilling of the kitchen bin, so eggs yolks drip over the bag handle. love that one! the leaving of dildos in the bed without a wash and put away. not putting the loob lid back on, leaving that on the bed and finding the wet spot and a dong just as I want to sleep hours later.. all highly punishable!!!!

I'm pretty sure we all know it was you who left the dildo on the bed after a wild night high on tren and var. Lol.

[Torcha]

I'm pretty sure we all know it was you who left the dildo on the bed after a wild night high on tren and var. Lol.

that's funny.. real var in Australia!!! ahh. ok im back... well have a rule...the messiest gets to the shower first.. the last in the room does the clean up... and no it wasn't my dildo, actually I did buy it so I guess it is mine, its the half way thru one. that one gets thrown to the side, when its time to upgrade mid session.. fucker is always lost in the quilt!...
it should be noted after watching your wifes tutorial benlash on mounting her man, we thought fk it, lets see what it looks like in grown up size....great for clean up duties as previously mentioned, as I get a head start to the shower as its takes time for her to take the strap on off.. win win really!!

[Shawn2005]

I love it...LOL... People can be nutz!

[benlash74]

that's funny.. real var in Australia!!! ahh. ok im back... well have a rule...the messiest gets to the shower first.. the last in the room does the clean up... and no it wasn't my dildo, actually I did buy it so I guess it is mine, its the half way thru one. that one gets thrown to the side, when its time to upgrade mid session.. fucker is always lost in the quilt!...
it should be noted after watching your wifes tutorial benlash on mounting her man, we thought fk it, lets see what it looks like in grown up size....great for clean up duties as previously mentioned, as I get a head start to the shower as its takes time for her to take the strap on off.. win win really!!

Haha. I figured you would have a solid comeback. Grown up size, shit I'm fun size. Lol
Funny story. When I was about 17 I was looking for some jeans in a jc pennys store. I was lookin in the mens section and this big black worker dude walks up says what you lookin for. I said jeans size 30×30. He says "oh you in the mans section, you need to go to the boys section" talk about a confidence booster. Lmao. Come to find out the boys section has all the new cool clothes anyways.

[Torcha]

Haha. I figured you would have a solid comeback. Grown up size, shit I'm fun size. Lol
Funny story. When I was about 17 I was looking for some jeans in a jc pennys store. I was lookin in the mens section and this big black worker dude walks up says what you lookin for. I said jeans size 30×30. He says "oh you in the mans section, you need to go to the boys section" talk about a confidence booster. Lmao. Come to find out the boys section has all the new cool clothes anyways.

haha....yep. that is deflating.. don't think id like batman or buzz lightyear underpants thou.. haha. I learnt early on in my dating experiance, in buying sextoys...never get a cock shaped dildo that's way bigger than you.. nothing as deflating as banging your mrs and she says 'get the big cock out'... ummm yeah!!!! played with head for years.. damn porn industry.

heres a great idea, lets make porn with dudes hung like horses to deflate the males that watch it...chicks with cans so big and perfect, our girls get insecure..
the irony of it all. now mine takes a fist, she resists, but that's the fun part.. she has no choice!! most can if they had a child, now if you havnt tried, u should you will amazed how deep a girls vag goes... aint that deep...and no, it doesnt stretch em out permantly, if anything the damage that occurs seems to rebuild her tighter...( thou now I have hgh giving me bigger hands that becoming a occasional thing).. . the beauty of that, is you get to hear her say I need your cock in my arse.. always make them beg for it.. tell her the punishment for not begging 'is fuck all loob'..now that's priceless

I should mention, now all of airmax collection are too tight for my feet..

[Torcha]

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while think of it ben... seems I cant order from usa foot locker anymore... another sneakier method is needed....im dire need of a pair of airmaxs.. its a rerun of the first pair I ever bought... wanna play piggy in the middle?

[benlash74]

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while think of it ben... seems I cant order from usa foot locker anymore... another sneakier method is needed....im dire need of a pair of airmaxs.. its a rerun of the first pair I ever bought... wanna play piggy in the middle?

That is one skilled kitty. Lol.
Shit I'll be honest man, I'm not sure if you are insulting me or asking for help. Lmao! Piggy in the middle. Hmmm sure why not. Surely can't cause any permanent damage to my already fucked up mind. If it is something illegal then count me in for sure.

[benlash74]

And hey nothing wrong with buzz light year undies. Makes my dick look huge when I poke it out the front hole thingy. What the fuck is that called anyways.

[Fast Willie from Philly]

Where did you bury the body?

[Fast Willie from Philly]

Where did you hide the body?

[Torcha]

That is one skilled kitty. Lol.
Shit I'll be honest man, I'm not sure if you are insulting me or asking for help. Lmao! Piggy in the middle. Hmmm sure why not. Surely can't cause any permanent damage to my already fucked up mind. If it is something illegal then count me in for sure.

all perfectly illegal.so we are good to go.. aussies cant buy shoes from the us anymore...which sucks, as our airmax sucks... so ill pm you with my masterplan!!!!
personally I like my hulk undies... haha!!

[Torcha]

Where did you bury the body?

never share that info..but a tip is bum up.. incase you decide for a quick dig out and have another shot at her! I assume we are talking hookers?

[Torcha]

Where did you hide the body?

I go the freezer.
tip... make sure she is separated from your chicken fillets as you freeze her or him.. they stick to the body as your hooker freezes... unless you like nipples stuck to your chicken fillet..

[benlash74]

all perfectly illegal.so we are good to go.. aussies cant buy shoes from the us anymore...which sucks, as our airmax sucks... so ill pm you with my masterplan!!!!
personally I like my hulk undies... haha!!

Pm sent

[nodice]

Dude was pushed to far, she had been doing this for years.... he never said anything then one day asked nicely and she ripped him a new one.... from there she would of went back and threw every past argument in his face. He was a volcano ready to explode.....we are all half a bite away from Taking it to the next level.

[deathdog]

now why would anyone want to kill a beloved sandwhich maker!!!