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STEROID
03-26-2012, 11:28 PM
Ryan Braun Overturned AAS Test Comes Back Overturned Again
By Nolan Murphy (http://www.fitnessgeared.com/forum/redirect-to/?redirect=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.uwmpost.com%2Fauthor%2F nolan-murphy%2F)

In a recent development, Brewers All-Star left fielder Ryan Braun’s previously overturned steroid results were once again overturned yesterday. Braun will now have to serve the 50-game suspension and leave the Brewers empty handed for a major portion of the season.


Since Ryan Braun spoke before the media and Brewers faithful in February praising his innocence at spring training in Arizona, much has changed. The first report of evidence of Ryan Braun using steroids was reported by Mitch “The Big Pizza” Pratt, local sports beat writer. The Big Pizza was out on the town one night with a few high rollers and ran into Braun at local college hangout and tavern Eastsider’s (insert ad revenue here).


“I walked to the back of the bar and grill to see the Hebrew Hammer himself,” Pratt said as he saw Braun insert a syringe into his back groin area and indeed realized it was a steroid injection.


But why? Why Eastsider’s?


For many Brewers fans, along with the Big Pizza and his roommate and future NASA astronaut Jebediah Curly, they were stunned, hurt and disrespected by Braun lying to them. Brewers General Manager Doug Melvin stated that it was a sad day in Brewers history and they will move on without Braun.


The Brewers have a few options in replacing Braun including former greats Roy Hobbs, Jerry Augustine and a few girls from the UW-Milwaukee women’s softball team. Hopefully the Brewer fans will someday be able to forgive Braun, but as of now, he remains on the most hated athletes in the state of cheese. Braun told the media during his 50-game suspension he plans on laying on the beach and working on his beach body, as he has started to realize that is why God put him on this planet.


The Brewers will be fielding one of the worst teams in its storied history without Braun on the field. The suspension also gives the perennial powerhouse and division rival Chicago Cubs a great chance to win their sixth straight World Series.


Braun will forever be remembered with Barry Bonds, Tim Doheny and Jackie Moon as some of the biggest criminals and cheaters in sports.

spraynpray
03-26-2012, 11:36 PM
Injecting in the back of a bar and grill? WTF?

rghtnow
03-26-2012, 11:56 PM
If Ryan Braun was indeed in a public place with gear on him then he's right up there with the all the other idiot's who get busted in public with loaded syringes and gear in their possession...Unless your on your way home after just picking your shit up from someplace else there is no excuse for having it outside of your home...No one can kick your door down because they "Think" you are doing something wrong....If he was using he should have had a plan for the testing part of it...These guys are normally "In the Know" when a test is approaching and should be prepared to pass it...if they are breaking the rules by using then they need to have a plan to beat the test and if they don't then shame on them.....They make millions of dollars to be the best so i completely understand why they feel the pressure to use but rules are rules and if your going to break them then be a man and stand up and say "Yeah i fucked up" take your lumps and move on....Or lie like Bonds and Clemens and then spend a few million on a lawyer....Look at A-Rod at least he kinda admitted he fucked up and he's still around...Same thing as Mark Macgwire they have recovered and moved on....the cover-up is always worse than the crime

proxy
03-27-2012, 12:21 AM
Injecting in the back of a bar and grill? WTF?

what a dumb ass