How to put ass gas in the past

**Gopro** · 05-02-2013, 04:08 PM

Originally Posted by jurgensplurgen

okay, i know there is probably no real cure for this, but surely plenty of your families share mine's pain. My farts get so bad the better i eat... when im really eating well for size, ill be blowing brown clouds literally every couple minutes, and sometimes they get so bad id rather share a bed with last weeks roadkill than myself. like my dog would actually whimper and move. now dr ive talked to in the past always gave me this bs about avoiding gassy foods, like uh vegetables, fibrous grains.. and too much protein. so i need to eat these things to be healthy, get big, but if i dont want to clear the elevator at every floor i need to eat processed carbo crap. Multienzyme pills with probiotic flora help a little... but tell me how you all deal with it, or what has improved for you? or should i just make 'thou shalt not divorce me for my farts' part of my next marriage's prenup?

I dont know about you but i get hella gas from weight gainers and protein shakes. You take in a lot from that route?

**jdb3** · 05-02-2013, 04:15 PM

whole food

**Gopro** · 05-02-2013, 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by jdb3

whole food

LOL....I hear ya. I got to get in that extra lil bit on top of the food just to keep gaining weight and mass. I am one of those guys that most men and women hate cause i can eat what ever the hell i want and still not put weight on, i have to work to put any kind of bulk/fat weight, i hate it!!!

**jdb3** · 05-02-2013, 04:14 PM

I only do one shake a day....whole brother, that's where its at.

**exphys88** · 05-02-2013, 06:15 PM

It's the protein bro. The smell is distinct. It's your body not being able to process all the excess protein.
Contrary to what most bbers think, you can get away w less protein than what is commonly recommended. But, you know you're always saturated w protein when you're farting like that, and that's what most of us are after.

**HFO3** · 05-02-2013, 07:11 PM

It sounds like supplemental protein powders are the culprit. Eat more whole foods, your problem should be solved over night.

**exphys88** · 05-02-2013, 07:15 PM

I get protein farts regardless of the source if my intake exceeds my needs.

**HFO3** · 05-02-2013, 07:22 PM

You're totally different. I joke I joke

**exphys88** · 05-02-2013, 07:28 PM

Originally Posted by HFO3

You're totally different. I joke I joke

I am quite the farter

**HFO3** · 05-02-2013, 07:31 PM

The few times I get nasty gas is from whey protein in abundance. If I eat beans, steak, chicken, fish I'm ok,at least that's what I say, my wife and kids may share a different opinion, lol.