How to put ass gas in the past

**HFO3** · 05-02-2013, 07:45 PM

Actually, it just dawned on me... the worst gas possible definitely comes from shitty greasy food, hands down, no if ands or butts, lol

**exphys88** · 05-02-2013, 07:55 PM

Just got this from amazon, along w a 36 pack of stink bombs. Yes, I'm immature. Lol

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**Thesuperwallaby** · 05-02-2013, 09:54 PM

Originally Posted by jurgensplurgen

im about 195 lbs, i eat about 200 to 250 grams of protein a day, and i get a shit ton of fiber because. we eat.lots of whole grains, oatmeal, whole wheat tortillas.. plenty of veggies,
whenever my calories are increased my gas turns putrid. where i worked nurses would sometimes change a patients brief convinced that they had shat

I can't help but be impressed

**ODB** · 05-02-2013, 11:44 PM

Sounds like a protein or Gluten issue.

I am in the beginning stages of development of carbon filtered underwear for Us.
Possibly even scented options.

I had to cancel the testing on a suppository version - (was a pain in the ass) - "lame joke warning"

**JM750** · 05-02-2013, 11:46 PM

Originally Posted by ODB

Sounds like a protein or Gluten issue.

I am in the beginning stages of development of carbon filtered underwear for Us.
Possibly even scented options.

I had to cancel the testing on a suppository version - (was a pain in the ass) - "lame joke warning"

LOL... Every night I blow my room out with protein farts. I luv when my 7 yr old daughter is sitting in my lap and I let a bomb go off. haha

**jurgensplurgen** · 05-03-2013, 12:45 AM

Originally Posted by ODB

Sounds like a protein or Gluten issue.

I am in the beginning stages of development of carbon filtered underwear for Us.
Possibly even scented options.

I had to cancel the testing on a suppository version - (was a pain in the ass) - "lame joke warning"

omg. i tried this once. a tube connected to a balloon via one wau valve. couldn't get it to stay and was uncomfortable to move around a go about my day.

**R92** · 05-03-2013, 09:13 PM

We all share that in common lol. I am soooo lucky because I get real gasy when I eat a lot of meat and at night I bomb my girl lol but it doesn't smell!! Serious, it's constant bombing but she never complains and says it doesn't smell lol.