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How to put ass gas in the past
okay, i know there is probably no real cure for this, but surely plenty of your families share mine's pain. My farts get so bad the better i eat... when im really eating well for size, ill be blowing brown clouds literally every couple minutes, and sometimes they get so bad id rather share a bed with last weeks roadkill than myself. like my dog would actually whimper and move. now dr ive talked to in the past always gave me this bs about avoiding gassy foods, like uh vegetables, fibrous grains.. and too much protein. so i need to eat these things to be healthy, get big, but if i dont want to clear the elevator at every floor i need to eat processed carbo crap. Multienzyme pills with probiotic flora help a little... but tell me how you all deal with it, or what has improved for you? or should i just make 'thou shalt not divorce me for my farts' part of my next marriage's prenup?
First comes the Jurgens, then the Splurgens. Happy Birthday.
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Mine get so bad at night that I can't even stand it.
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How many grams of protein r u consuming? And what's ur dietary fiber like?
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Last edited by swinging_away; 04-23-2013 at 01:14 PM.
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im about 195 lbs, i eat about 200 to 250 grams of protein a day, and i get a shit ton of fiber because. we eat.lots of whole grains, oatmeal, whole wheat tortillas.. plenty of veggies,
whenever my calories are increased my gas turns putrid. where i worked nurses would sometimes change a patients brief convinced that they had shat
First comes the Jurgens, then the Splurgens. Happy Birthday.
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I share your pain. Can't stand myself!
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Speak to a doctor about your health problem. You should not be having gas like that!
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Originally Posted by
jurgensplurgen
okay, i know there is probably no real cure for this, but surely plenty of your families share mine's pain. My farts get so bad the better i eat... when im really eating well for size, ill be blowing brown clouds literally every couple minutes, and sometimes they get so bad id rather share a bed with last weeks roadkill than myself. like my dog would actually whimper and move. now dr ive talked to in the past always gave me this bs about avoiding gassy foods, like uh vegetables, fibrous grains.. and too much protein. so i need to eat these things to be healthy, get big, but if i dont want to clear the elevator at every floor i need to eat processed carbo crap. Multienzyme pills with probiotic flora help a little... but tell me how you all deal with it, or what has improved for you? or should i just make 'thou shalt not divorce me for my farts' part of my next marriage's prenup?
I dont know about you but i get hella gas from weight gainers and protein shakes. You take in a lot from that route?
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