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      Funny story

      So I’ll try to make this short. A former client contacted me again recently and clearly wanted to hook up. I was reluctant but I met her and we spent a weekend at a small resort. She’s the bossy, headstrong type and was talking about how steroids make your dick small lol. Well she is a tiny little lady. 120lbs, 5’’4” at most. We had to stop once and the rest of the time it was VERY slow lol. She screamed and was very sore. Had to ice herself. I asked after if she still believed steroids make your dick small and she said, “no not with you. But then again maybe you would’ve been bigger without the steroids” smh Funny story


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      Ice your pussy babe you’ll be alright Funny story


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      Nice. Nothing better than old clients wanting the cock n balls Funny story


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