Lonely Florida Guy Sought In Theft Of $300 Jenna Jameson Sex Doll

[PAiN]

Lonely Florida Guy Sought In Theft Of $300 Jenna Jameson Sex Doll

An “unidentified white male” fled last month from a Florida adult novelty store with a $300 Jenna Jameson sex doll under his arms, police report.

The suspect walked up to the counter of the Inner Secrets shop in Vero Beach and asked worker Cathryn Morales “some questions about the doll.”
Sadly, an Indian River County Sheriff’s Office report does not detail the nature of those inquiries about the product, which deputies incorrectly identified as a “Jenna Jammerson” doll.


Following the perp’s question time, he “grabbed the doll off the counter and ran out of the store” without paying for the product.


Morales told a deputy that she would review the store’s surveillance video to see if she could locate a close-up image of the suspect, for whom she could not provide a detailed description.


While the Jenna Jameson doll is not further described by investigators, it appears likely that the stolen item was the “Jenna Jameson Extreme Doll,” a battery-powered model in the likeness of the 39-year-old porn star. Along with a “vibrating ultra soft mouth,” the full-size Jameson doll, its manufacturer notes, features “an exquisite lifelike removable pussy and ass.”

[PAiN]

Ok who did it?

[rmkicks]

LMAO. That Jammerson doll has some nice features.

[08gsxr]

Oh damn lmaoo. That's good shit

[PAiN]

This has beanlicker written all over it.

[Jerreb]

Removable pussy and ass.... Where the fark are you moving it to? Swap them around?

[sick cunt]

have to get me one of those extreme models

[rmkicks]

Lonely Florida Guy Sought In Theft Of $300 Jenna Jameson Sex Doll

An “unidentified white male” fled last month from a Florida adult novelty store with a $300 Jenna Jameson sex doll under his arms, police report.

The suspect walked up to the counter of the Inner Secrets shop in Vero Beach and asked worker Cathryn Morales “some questions about the doll.”
Sadly, an Indian River County Sheriff’s Office report does not detail the nature of those inquiries about the product, which deputies incorrectly identified as a “Jenna Jammerson” doll.


Following the perp’s question time, he “grabbed the doll off the counter and ran out of the store” without paying for the product.


Morales told a deputy that she would review the store’s surveillance video to see if she could locate a close-up image of the suspect, for whom she could not provide a detailed description.


While the Jenna Jameson doll is not further described by investigators, it appears likely that the stolen item was the “Jenna Jameson Extreme Doll,” a battery-powered model in the likeness of the 39-year-old porn star. Along with a “vibrating ultra soft mouth,” the full-size Jameson doll, its manufacturer notes, features “an exquisite lifelike removable pussy and ass.”

Orange County Police Blotter BREAKING NEWS UPDATE!!!

Jenna Jammerson doll has been located, dismembered, but located.

A fellow going by the name PAIN was found pulled over on the side of the road tapping the dolls "removable ass" in the back seat.
The dolls "removable pussy" was found un-violated on the side of the road, not far from the suspects car.
It seems that Mr. Pain is an ASS MAN and don't care too much for pussy.
Although he could not charged with the crime of stealing the doll, he was cited for lewd conduct.

LMAO... I spit my coffee out while typing this. HAHAHAHA

[PAiN]

Orange County Police Blotter BREAKING NEWS UPDATE!!!

Jenna Jammerson doll has been located, dismembered, but located.

A fellow going by the name PAIN was found pulled over on the side of the road tapping the dolls "removable ass" in the back seat.
The dolls "removable pussy" was found un-violated on the side of the road, not far from the suspects car.
It seems that Mr. Pain is an ASS MAN and don't care too much for pussy.
Although he could not charged with the crime of stealing the doll, he was cited for lewd conduct.

LMAO... I spit my coffee out while typing this. HAHAHAHA

BWAHAHAHA LMFAO!!!! I thought it was real at first HAHAHA.