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      Quote Originally Posted by benlash74 View Post
      I'm pretty sure we all know it was you who left the dildo on the bed after a wild night high on tren and var. Lol.
      that's funny.. real var in Australia!!! ahh. ok im back... well have a rule...the messiest gets to the shower first.. the last in the room does the clean up... and no it wasn't my dildo, actually I did buy it so I guess it is mine, its the half way thru one. that one gets thrown to the side, when its time to upgrade mid session.. fucker is always lost in the quilt!...
      it should be noted after watching your wifes tutorial benlash on mounting her man, we thought fk it, lets see what it looks like in grown up size....great for clean up duties as previously mentioned, as I get a head start to the shower as its takes time for her to take the strap on off.. win win really!!

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      I love it...LOL... People can be nutz!

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      Quote Originally Posted by Torcha View Post
      that's funny.. real var in Australia!!! ahh. ok im back... well have a rule...the messiest gets to the shower first.. the last in the room does the clean up... and no it wasn't my dildo, actually I did buy it so I guess it is mine, its the half way thru one. that one gets thrown to the side, when its time to upgrade mid session.. fucker is always lost in the quilt!...
      it should be noted after watching your wifes tutorial benlash on mounting her man, we thought fk it, lets see what it looks like in grown up size....great for clean up duties as previously mentioned, as I get a head start to the shower as its takes time for her to take the strap on off.. win win really!!
      Haha. I figured you would have a solid comeback. Grown up size, shit I'm fun size. Lol
      Funny story. When I was about 17 I was looking for some jeans in a jc pennys store. I was lookin in the mens section and this big black worker dude walks up says what you lookin for. I said jeans size 30×30. He says "oh you in the mans section, you need to go to the boys section" talk about a confidence booster. Lmao. Come to find out the boys section has all the new cool clothes anyways.

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      Quote Originally Posted by benlash74 View Post
      Haha. I figured you would have a solid comeback. Grown up size, shit I'm fun size. Lol
      Funny story. When I was about 17 I was looking for some jeans in a jc pennys store. I was lookin in the mens section and this big black worker dude walks up says what you lookin for. I said jeans size 30×30. He says "oh you in the mans section, you need to go to the boys section" talk about a confidence booster. Lmao. Come to find out the boys section has all the new cool clothes anyways.
      haha....yep. that is deflating.. don't think id like batman or buzz lightyear underpants thou.. haha. I learnt early on in my dating experiance, in buying sextoys...never get a cock shaped dildo that's way bigger than you.. nothing as deflating as banging your mrs and she says 'get the big cock out'... ummm yeah!!!! played with head for years.. damn porn industry.

      heres a great idea, lets make porn with dudes hung like horses to deflate the males that watch it...chicks with cans so big and perfect, our girls get insecure..
      the irony of it all. now mine takes a fist, she resists, but that's the fun part.. she has no choice!! most can if they had a child, now if you havnt tried, u should you will amazed how deep a girls vag goes... aint that deep...and no, it doesnt stretch em out permantly, if anything the damage that occurs seems to rebuild her tighter...( thou now I have hgh giving me bigger hands that becoming a occasional thing).. . the beauty of that, is you get to hear her say I need your cock in my arse.. always make them beg for it.. tell her the punishment for not begging 'is fuck all loob'..now that's priceless

      I should mention, now all of airmax collection are too tight for my feet..

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      while think of it ben... seems I cant order from usa foot locker anymore... another sneakier method is needed....im dire need of a pair of airmaxs.. its a rerun of the first pair I ever bought... wanna play piggy in the middle?

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      Quote Originally Posted by Torcha View Post


      while think of it ben... seems I cant order from usa foot locker anymore... another sneakier method is needed....im dire need of a pair of airmaxs.. its a rerun of the first pair I ever bought... wanna play piggy in the middle?
      That is one skilled kitty. Lol.
      Shit I'll be honest man, I'm not sure if you are insulting me or asking for help. Lmao! Piggy in the middle. Hmmm sure why not. Surely can't cause any permanent damage to my already fucked up mind. If it is something illegal then count me in for sure.

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      And hey nothing wrong with buzz light year undies. Makes my dick look huge when I poke it out the front hole thingy. What the fuck is that called anyways.

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      Quote Originally Posted by benlash74 View Post
      That is one skilled kitty. Lol.
      Shit I'll be honest man, I'm not sure if you are insulting me or asking for help. Lmao! Piggy in the middle. Hmmm sure why not. Surely can't cause any permanent damage to my already fucked up mind. If it is something illegal then count me in for sure.
      all perfectly illegal.so we are good to go.. aussies cant buy shoes from the us anymore...which sucks, as our airmax sucks... so ill pm you with my masterplan!!!!
      personally I like my hulk undies... haha!!

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