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JANOSHIK TESTING
JANOSHIK IS NOT THE PROBLEM.
I AM THE PROBLEM!!
When I believed Janoshik was a fraud I was hell bent on proving my point.
The real Pain told me to cease and desist immediately.
There is a whole industry built on his certificates of authenticity.
They have premium boards built on his HPLC testing results.
I thought I was providing a service to all my brothers and sisters by legitimizing hormone testing.
There is no domestic companies willing to test underground pharmaceuticals.
I secured a company in India that was government certified.
Risk to my security I had to pay by bank transfer.
A legitimate company only takes money by legal channels.
To send minimum size samples of 10ml I had to fill out export paperwork.
They have a real address to a building that houses very expensive lab equipment.
The stories that Janoshik spins does sound very inviting as I wanted to believe.
Who cares that Janoshik provided a HPLC certificate for a sponsor on pack that was returned .
I want truth at any cost.
This is the test results I received and can explain.
In the year of 2019 the best HPLC equipment requires a 10ml sample.
HPLC testing can only detect 1 hormone at a time.
Sustanon would require 40ml of product at a cost of $360 USD.
The tube that sample travels to be measured requires enough volume to read the electrical current charge.
Then the analytic graph can be broken down into molecules that resemble matter.
The structure will then be something that can be distinguished such as a hormone.
To believe Janoshik can take 1ML samples and detect multiple hormones while knowing their weight will also have to believe he can travel in time.
This Piece of equipment has yet to be invented.
I sent Janoshik 4 different raw powders to test because sponsor had a KG of each with no labels.
Janoshik could only determine 1 of the 4 hormones.
He does have some primitive type of testing I have no doubt.
TheProvider stopped using him when the same batch came back each time with different measurements.
I had shown HPLC tests from Janoshik from the same sample having different results.
I can reopen thread for everyone to see heated exchange.
He claimed his lab partner made a mathematical mistake since he was exhausted from a plethora of testing requests.
He then claimed to revisit test sample and correct lab partners mistake.
I thought WTF, how can a computer that provides statistical data make a human error.
So I went back to Pompeyo's HGH HPLC test showing it was of low quality.
The math was wrong by using a calculator so I confronted him in then thread.
He corrected the basic math I found to be in error.
At what point are lab assistants writing results of analytical data to be written on a certificate ?
These calculations should be provided by the computer measuring the components of the test?
So his inability to find any dimmers in HGH HPLC testing should be proof enough he is a fraud?
To believe there is no fillers when 191 Aminos acid fragments are combined is ludicrous!
Even top grade Pharmaceutical brands has a 1% error rate.
Fuck me for thinking Chinese generics were better then Pharmaceutical grade?
I can only shake my head seeing Sponsors clap like seals when thyroid meds are 10% overdosed in MCGs.
This could potentially cause catastrophic harm to someones Pituitary Glands.
To be continued as I reopen Testing section to provide receipts for I claimed to be true.
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HERE IS JANOSHIK LYING BY HIS OWN ADMISSION
Janoshik Exposed ?
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I thought this was common knowledge around here by now. So I was suprised to see a few sponsors pop up with recent Jano test results.
I'm glad you put this back out there. Sponsors should know jano has 0 credibility here and to not waste money getting samples tested.
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Originally Posted by
Loomer1
I thought this was common knowledge around here by now. So I was suprised to see a few sponsors pop up with recent Jano test results.
I'm glad you put this back out there. Sponsors should know jano has 0 credibility here and to not waste money getting samples tested.
I was surprised too. It is pretty common Knowledge from around 4 years ago. I remember when the subforum for donations was created to allow testing.
Was even more surprised to see people act shocked when the information is readily available and even a sticky.
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Originally Posted by
MarvelNerd
I was surprised too. It is pretty common Knowledge from around 4 years ago. I remember when the subforum for donations was created to allow testing.
Was even more surprised to see people act shocked when the information is readily available and even a sticky.
Right! To see someone get all defensive when it was just mentioned was surprising. It just doesnt look good when anyone puts out jano results. I totally understand its super difficult to get testing any place else but just because theres only 1 option doesnt mean it's a good one. But I can see the frustration from a sources side of it. Like you want to show you have quality products and be transparent so you send to jano. Because what other way is there?
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Originally Posted by
Loomer1
Right! To see someone get all defensive when it was just mentioned was surprising. It just doesnt look good when anyone puts out jano results. I totally understand its super difficult to get testing any place else but just because theres only 1 option doesnt mean it's a good one. But I can see the frustration from a sources side of it. Like you want to show you have quality products and be transparent so you send to jano. Because what other way is there?
I think this is why sources offered payback of some sort for bloods. That is how you can tell for sure.
I pull bloods for myself, but I don’t mind sharing those results for a source. This gives legitimacy to the brotherhood. We are here for each other. If I am doing something stupid or could get better results I would hope someone would tell me.
My line of work requires me to visit and audit labs. If I had one send me results for something I didn’t send I would be beyond irritated. Or false results. I just dropped a lab for not being forthcoming with quality issues. They lost 250,000 dollars in business. Why, because they had quality issues I found out about and they were not open about the issues.
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I never really trusted Jano testing. It's good that you bring this to light. I'm sure others might feel the same.
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He probably a 20yr old sipping chocolate milk making up results on this computer. Well that’s how I see it .
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Originally Posted by
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He probably a 20yr old sipping chocolate milk making up results on this computer. Well that’s how I see it
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Lmao!! I always pictured a little nerdy lab assistant, that basically is just there to run and grab things for the actual lab workers.
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I've read the old thread about jano on meso, where Mands caught him in a lie. I'm not going to defend him in any way, he obviously screwed up there. Not too familiar with what went down with him on other forums.
But I will say I have sent two blind oil samples to him, and the correct hormone and dosage was identified. He is used a lot of some forums and lately, seems to have turned things around.
Again, just my experience and what I've seen within last few years. There aren't many companies I trust to send samples to. There is a lab4tox, but I think they don't accept many payment options.
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