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06-23-2018, 01:02 AM
#101
Originally Posted by
born
What they doin to you?
I guess there’s hemorrhoids, but also my intestines are popping out a bit as well when I put pressure down there. So poopin, lifting, squatting etc... so they’ll band the hemmies, one this time and the next appointment in 8 weeks they’ll do the final two bands... I gotta do PT to learn how to build my sphincter muscles up to make sure my insides stay in... I have to not sit so long to take a dump, so no more phone while doing biz... it’s putting to much pressure down there... my diets already along the lines they’re suggesting and I don’t ever have an issue with constipation anyway so no worries there... she said I can do workouts, just nothing to put pressure there until the bands all fall off... by then the PT should have me up to snuff and getting stronger to help keep things where they should be...
I guess my stomach issues from when I was a kid is possibly the reasons I’m going through this now...
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06-23-2018, 01:05 AM
#102
Originally Posted by
Cowboymike
I guess my stomach issues from when I was a kid is possibly the reasons I’m going through this now...
Say what you want but I am gonna tell everyone it was your gf with the strap on...
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06-23-2018, 01:07 AM
#103
Who was it that said, "We all got a little gay spot deep inside, its actually called a prostate though and its not really that deep."
Almost certain it was 5forty....
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06-23-2018, 01:21 AM
#104
Originally Posted by
Cowboymike
Day 11
Morning upon wake up
10mg Nolva
80mg TrenA
80mg MastP
40mg TestP
20mg EQ
50mg bunk ass Anavar
4:00am Meal 1
410calories - breakfast sandwich
1 farm fresh egg
1 Tillamoo cheddar cheese snack
1 Trader Joe’s English muffin
1 turkey sausage patty
1 tablespoon chalula hot sauce
6:00am Meal 2
410calories - breakfast sandwich
1 farm fresh egg
1 Tillamoo cheddar cheese snack
1 Trader Joe’s English muffin
1 turkey sausage patty
1 tablespoon chalula hot sauce
Plus all vitamins:
Tudca, NAC, C01Q, Potassium Citrate, Vit D3, Vit B6, Vit E, Hawthorn Berry, Celery seed extract, Super B complex, Wild Alaskan Fish oil, Glucosamine, MSM, Chondroitin, Turmeric, Vita-liver, Liver Support, S-Acetyl Glutathione, Organ Defender, Elderberry
10:00am Meal 3
290 calories
1 cup Greek yogurt
1 serving love crunch granola
12:00pm Meal 4
600 calories
2 servings love crunch
2 hard boiled farm fresh eggs
2 tillamoo cheddar cheese snack
Pre-workout
50mg bunk ass anavar
4iu meditrope hgh (shit lit my entire face up on fire within 5 min of pin lol) I’ll split it into two doses starting tomorrow.
6:00pm meal 5 will be:
3 - 4oz ground turkey patties
2oz crumbled feta cheese on top
Mustard
8:00pm will be
50mg proviron
50mg metoprolol (BP meds)
.5mg ropinirole (for restless leg syndrome)
2-Costco sleep aid
Today was leg day, quick session so I could make my ass doctors appointment... which sucked... she basically tore me in half from my asshole to slap a couple bands up in my mangina... she didn’t even offer a cuddle after or nothing... anyway my leg days will be different over the next 8 weeks I guess... no squats or sled type machines.. so hopefully I can find all the work arounds to do instead, that won’t blow out my asshole while trying to heal... I guess there’s physical therapy I will have to do as well lol... I swear life just gets fucking more weird by the day lol...
Total calories today
Calories: 2,330 (670 under goal)
Protein: 181
Carbs: 122
Fiber: 10
Sugar: 26
Fat: 122
Man you have got me dying over here! I’m going through, keep running across the bunk ass var and I’m thinking....this guy is definitely bitter, he is taking the time to type out bunk ass hahaha. Then I hit the section about your ass doctor...and your poor mangina! Fkn hilarious but I hope you get better pronto! Nothing like ass pain to wreck your day...
Just a little guy gonna get big...
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06-23-2018, 01:30 AM
#105
Originally Posted by
born
Say what you want but I am gonna tell everyone it was your gf with the strap on...
Lmao I asked her if she was inserting a fucking megaphone cone in there! I told her not to use the black one!!! I don’t think she listened... My poor bum.. at least everything should just fall out now.. no more need to push. Pretty sure she stretched me wider than the Panama Canal...
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06-23-2018, 01:32 AM
#106
Originally Posted by
StateSide
Man you have got me dying over here! I’m going through, keep running across the bunk ass var and I’m thinking....this guy is definitely bitter, he is taking the time to type out bunk ass hahaha. Then I hit the section about your ass doctor...and your poor mangina! Fkn hilarious but I hope you get better pronto! Nothing like ass pain to wreck your day...
Lol I am a little resentful... probably more so that it took me so long to come to accept it as is... I definitely feel a bit foolish though.. I’ll cry for a couple days and move on 
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06-23-2018, 01:35 AM
#107
Originally Posted by
Cowboymike
Lol I am a little resentful... probably more so that it took me so long to come to accept it as is... I definitely feel a bit foolish though.. I’ll cry for a couple days and move on
Sound sucky but they will fix you right up.
Sorry for the trouble man.
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06-23-2018, 01:36 AM
#108
Originally Posted by
Cowboymike
Lol I am a little resentful... probably more so that it took me so long to come to accept it as is... I definitely feel a bit foolish though.. I’ll cry for a couple days and move on
Is be resentful too, if I had a megaphone in my ass
Ok ok for seriousness though, this was GearTech the ChrisRoids cook?
Doesn’t much matter I guess.
Man I have a shit ton of ZPHC var coming in from R24 for next cycle, mine and the missus. I am hoping like hell its the good stuff. She is taking Balkan Pharma right now and loving it.
First rodeo was with Kaballero var from GearDepot. THAT shit is wayyyy underdosed, but var by the LabMax results. Just underdosed as hell.
Just a little guy gonna get big...
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06-23-2018, 01:41 AM
#109
Originally Posted by
StateSide
Is be resentful too, if I had a megaphone in my ass
Ok ok for seriousness though, this was GearTech the ChrisRoids cook?
Doesn’t much matter I guess.
Man I have a shit ton of ZPHC var coming in from R24 for next cycle, mine and the missus. I am hoping like hell its the good stuff. She is taking Balkan Pharma right now and loving it.
First rodeo was with Kaballero var from GearDepot. THAT shit is wayyyy underdosed, but var by the LabMax results. Just underdosed as hell.
Yes sir that was the guy...
You’ll be in good hands with R24 if the results are like their other products brother... their bloodwork results all keep coming back high and tight!
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06-23-2018, 01:42 AM
#110
Originally Posted by
born
Sound sucky but they will fix you right up.
Sorry for the trouble man.
Hell yeah they will... it’ll be much better quality of life for me... well worth all the trouble to get there ;0)
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