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Day in the life of Mr. and Mrs. Bot:
You may have too many dogs when you get trampled while on the toilet. I'll come in from work, go to take a few minutes, and then here comes Loki. The massive overly grown puppy German Shepherd walking past me to the closet. But not gracefully, not even a little bit. He trips, regains his footing to trip with the other foot. There's less than a foot of space between my bent knees and the cabinet and here he is falling all over me, nearly knocking my ass off the commode.
I don't use the bathroom alone. I have 3 dogs standing around me like they're expecting something great to happen. [emoji23]
I'm thinking about making the bedroom/bathroom downstairs off limits to the dogs. So, I don't die.
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Constant force of energy these guys.
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The LokiBoy ain't gettin no love. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...3111a5431e.jpg
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Another good reason to kick them outta the bedroom for good is because the other night...
I'm having to stop in the middle of choking myself on Bot's dick to pull dog hair outta my throat. 3 times. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Yuck!
They're gonna be sad doggies but it's interfering with the sex life...so...they gotta hang out somewhere else.
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So, last night was chest, shoulders and triceps. Volume, volume, volume! FUCK I CAN'T WAIT FOR SATURDAY!!!
BLAST OFF! https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...343348efe2.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...9783e724b6.jpg
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