There's a beast cop at my gym. Like 6'8" 360 or so. We've talked gear a few times. This is on the level. He loves his high test high tren runs. 100%. When he tosses creatine into the mix though watch out. He will bust up a children's pool party and slam those little out of control hooligans to the ground with a quickness. Stepping on their necks while reading them their rights. Completely out of control. I've spoken to him a few times but honestly he just can't help himself.
Hahahahahahaha gold!!
@pain maybe we need to start a creatine awareness thread as a sticky. As we are a responsible community we should really make people aware of the dangers and promote conversations about this taboo subject. Let people know there is light at the end of that dark creatine tunnel.
Stay away from it kids that shit will make you loop out.
Lol some people come up with the most stuipd crap.
Next thing will be too much protein will make you loop out.
I actually think pary of society would love to see these supplements taken away from us. Why? They're threatened by alpha males, and society as a whole sure invites emasculating us guys at every turn...
I remember the first time I took creatine.
and this wasn't just any creatine , this was MONOHYDRATE.
i waited till the supplement store was empty and grabbed a tub quickly off the shelf and put it on the counter.
The guy at the counter just stood there staring at me as I sweated and I thought to my self " oh shit , he's gonna call the cops".he just shook his head and scanned it then asked me for 25 bucks .
i threw 30 bucks at him and grabbed the tub and ran, tucking it under my shirt till I got home .
i finally got home without anyone spotting me, as I took all the backstreets , opened the door and there was my mum sitting there and waiting.
"oh shit, how does she know? ...... It must have been that sales attendant at the store I thought".
She said dinner would be ready soon so I just walked past her in a hurry nearly knocking her over and went into my room locking the door.
i Put the tub on my desk and just stared at it for a moment, contemplating if I should really do this .
then I remembered all my hero bodybuilders, jay cutler , Ronnie Coleman and I said fuck this , chicken and brown rice just won't cut it no more.
i opened the tub took out a scoop ,being careful not to over fill the scoop as I didn't want to over dose the first time.
i mixed it into a bottle of Gatorade I had , so I could hide the taste as I heard bad things about it.
I took a swig, nothing happened but the door knocked ."what are you doing dear , it's dinner time".
"leave me alone mum " I said .
she kept knocking so I closed my eyes and thought there's no turning back now.i necked the whole bottle.
my mum burst the door open as I threw the tub of creatine out the window and it disappeared in a fine cloud of white powder.
thats when the creatine hit me .
in a fit of rage I grabbed my mother by the throat and slammed her head through the ceiling.
that day I ran and till this day I am still running.
its been a hard life but my addiction has led me to do things that no man should ever have to.
please if you are thinking of trying this stuff out thinking one scoop won't hurt me, think again.
Say no to creatine.
I remember the first time I took creatine.
and this wasn't just any creatine , this was MONOHYDRATE.
i waited till the supplement store was empty and grabbed a tub quickly off the shelf and put it on the counter.
The guy at the counter just stood there staring at me as I sweated and I thought to my self " oh shit , he's gonna call the cops".he just shook his head and scanned it then asked me for 25 bucks .
i threw 30 bucks at him and grabbed the tub and ran, tucking it under my shirt till I got home .
i finally got home without anyone spotting me, as I took all the backstreets , opened the door and there was my mum sitting there and waiting.
"oh shit, how does she know? ...... It must have been that sales attendant at the store I thought".
She said dinner would be ready soon so I just walked past her in a hurry nearly knocking her over and went into my room locking the door.
i Put the tub on my desk and just stared at it for a moment, contemplating if I should really do this .
then I remembered all my hero bodybuilders, jay cutler , Ronnie Coleman and I said fuck this , chicken and brown rice just won't cut it no more.
i opened the tub took out a scoop ,being careful not to over fill the scoop as I didn't want to over dose the first time.
i mixed it into a bottle of Gatorade I had , so I could hide the taste as I heard bad things about it.
I took a swig, nothing happened but the door knocked ."what are you doing dear , it's dinner time".
"leave me alone mum " I said .
she kept knocking so I closed my eyes and thought there's no turning back now.i necked the whole bottle.
my mum burst the door open as I threw the tub of creatine out the window and it disappeared in a fine cloud of white powder.
thats when the creatine hit me .
in a fit of rage I grabbed my mother by the throat and slammed her head through the ceiling.
that day I ran and till this day I am still running.
its been a hard life but my addiction has led me to do things that no man should ever have to.
please if you are thinking of trying this stuff out thinking one scoop won't hurt me, think again.
Say no to creatine.
Holy hell!!!!
Glad i only had half a scoop. Hope your recovery goes well. Ive been 5 years clean.
All the best brother. 😉
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