Thread: CHECK THIS....HILARIOUS GYM AD!

"Why are you here" hahahahahHhH thanks for posting

Originally Posted by Racelife

This is the best thing I've seen today. Needed a good laugh. Funny thing I went to planet fitness and wore double sweat suit and really played dumb as far as weight training asking stupid questions - to my surprise the more I made shit up about crazy stupid workout methods - the ass clown working there was like, "that sounds great, yea, yup, I'm gonna try that". So I paid the minimum wage entry fee and whopping $10 first month. Knowing damn well I wouldn't last a day. Just to see how far we could push it. My training partner and I proceeded to train. Well that annoying buzzer went off often. We acted like we couldn't hear it. Kept iPod in and kept training. Hoodie on and focused. Not making an ass out of ourselves but training like normal bots would. Encouraging one another. Well we didn't last past our second set of second exercise. We were ejected and banned. For simply spotting one another and pushing one another for two more reps! COME ON BROS -2- MORE. And.......here comes chicken little manager.....gentlemen I think is not the place for you...please leave. Fuck Planet Weakness! Want to start N infomercial - every day in America another hard core gym dies due to pussies taking over. For $19/month you help save a hard core gym. We will send you photo of one muscle freak that you've helped save along with a Get Ripped tee shirt. Join today CALL 1-800-FUK-PUSSY

Christ, my old gym closed down so I thought I'd give PF a try next week until I can find a new "hole in the wall". That "lunk alarm" shit really that bad? I'm not obnoxious when lifting, but I do make some noise when lifting heavy. I already warned the wife that I might have to pay some cancellation fee for getting banned if it's really THAT bad.

Originally Posted by Racelife

This is the best thing I've seen today. Needed a good laugh. Funny thing I went to planet fitness and wore double sweat suit and really played dumb as far as weight training asking stupid questions - to my surprise the more I made shit up about crazy stupid workout methods - the ass clown working there was like, "that sounds great, yea, yup, I'm gonna try that". So I paid the minimum wage entry fee and whopping $10 first month. Knowing damn well I wouldn't last a day. Just to see how far we could push it. My training partner and I proceeded to train. Well that annoying buzzer went off often. We acted like we couldn't hear it. Kept iPod in and kept training. Hoodie on and focused. Not making an ass out of ourselves but training like normal bots would. Encouraging one another. Well we didn't last past our second set of second exercise. We were ejected and banned. For simply spotting one another and pushing one another for two more reps! COME ON BROS -2- MORE. And.......here comes chicken little manager.....gentlemen I think is not the place for you...please leave. Fuck Planet Weakness! Want to start N infomercial - every day in America another hard core gym dies due to pussies taking over. For $19/month you help save a hard core gym. We will send you photo of one muscle freak that you've helped save along with a Get Ripped tee shirt. Join today CALL 1-800-FUK-PUSSY

thats awesome. choice between sponsoring a child or a hardcore gym....hardcore gym. lol